Monday, March 28, 2005

Issue 103- "A Quick Lesson"

Everything: HPLL

Hi guys. I gotta turn in, but thanks again Sam, for your delicious cooking tonight. you don't have to love me, but will you marry me so I can eat your cookin'? lol...it was really good tonight hon, please be sure to invite me over next time you "experiment". Well, it seems as though we have hit our stride here, at 103 issues, all coming out at a semi-regular pace. Here's to the next 97 issues!

I found this verse last night

Proverbs 18:17-24: " The first to plead his case seems right, until another comes and examines him. (18)The cast lot puts an end to strife and decides between the mighty ones. (19)A brother offended is harder to be won than a strong city, and contentions are like the bars of a citadel. (20)With the fruit of a man's mouth his stomach will be satisfied; he will be satisfied with the product of his lips. (21)Death and life are in the power of the tongue, and those who love it will eat its fruit. (22)He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor from the Lord. (23)The poor man utters supplications but the rich man answers roughly. (24)A man of too many friends comes to ruin, but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother." Sleep on that tonight my friends.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Issue 102- "Easter Blessings"

Everything: HPLL

Hey guys. It's Easter morn, time to celebrate Jesus, the true reason for the season. I'm getting ready to go to church with my folks, then we are all gonna gather at my brother's house for lunch. I enjoyed my day off yesterday, and I feel renewed, like I am starting fresh for the holiday. I hope that y'all have a wonderful Easter and never forget the real meaning of this holiday. Sam, I hope you and Jojo and Aiden have a great day, and I'm sorry for what happened the other night. Have a great day, guys. I miss you all, and love you all as well.

H

Friday, March 25, 2005

Issue 101- "A New Beginning"

Everything: HPLL

Hullo again folks. Well, I had a fun day for my vacation. I slept in till 9:30 or so, then got up and played GT4 most of the day. Around 4 Shauna called...first time I'd heard from her in a long time, and asked me what I was doing, so I told her that we were all gonna go eat at the Grand Casino in a little while. She said she really wanted to go, so she and I talked it over with Dad and he said "sure, it'll get you outta your room"(he didn't sound very enthused about the idea but I guess he didn't wanna hear Shauna whine). So anyway, we went down there and ate at the Seafood special thing that they had going on. Then I went over to the nickel slots and popped a dollar in...after about five plays, I hit the jackpot with 1,200 nickels. That worked out to $63.75. so I played maybe 5 of that back into the machines and we all left. After that I wanted to run to Wal-Mart and Shauna wanted to go before she went home so we ran up there and I got a PlayStation mag and about four bucks worth of candy, then took her home and here I am. So here is the question on everyone's mind...are Shauna and I back together? Here's the answer...nope.

I'm actually proud of her...she has stopped trying to talk me back into a serious relationship. She realizes that I am ok speaking to her as a plutonic friend only on occassion but she knows that she can not try to control my actions like she used to, nor do I want to have a relationship with her. She seems to be moving away from me slowly, moving into her new role as a volunteer firefighter with Red Banks. I hope she finds someone to take good care of her, but it just ain't me...I just don't feel like having that drama in my life anymore. I was shocked to see Sam at Wal-Mart tonight(early) and I think she was equally shocked to see me and Shauna speaking to each other, so Sam I just wanted to let you know that I haven't fallen into the trap Shauna has set before me many times before...Shauna understands my feelings on the situation, and isn't going to try to change my mind. I am moving forward with my life and she finally realizes that. I am going to turn in, but I hope everyone had a great night, and I hope to talk to talk to y'all or see y'all soon. G'night from the 101st issue of the Cafe! Later

 

 

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Issue 100- Happy Anniversary!

Written, Pencilled, Inked, Lettered, Colored and Proudly Presented by:

Heath Parker "Leonard" Lail

Hey guys! Welcome to the super-sized 100th Anniversary issue of Clerk's Cafe. I am really glad that you have supported me this far, and I'm glad that some of you are still along for the ride. This issue will tell of my trip with Sam to see the Dead Sea Scrolls, the mystical manuscripts found in a cave over 50 years ago! 

The DSS were found in a cave in Qumran in 1947 by a small shepard boy who threw a stone at a goat, in an attempt to scare it away from a ridge. He heard the stone strike pottery in a cave that he was unaware was there, and after investigating, discovered ancient scrolls on which were written many of the books of the Old Testament. Some were in fragments, while others were miraculously preserved in legible condition.

Sam and I left Sunday morning to head out for Mobile, and the exhibit ahead. After seeing about 30 "houses" that Sam said we could buy and fix up for her(these consisted mainly of old sheds, shacks, abandoned houses and trailers), we stopped at Meridian to procure some grub. We stopped at Pizza Hut and ate half of a cheese pizza before getting back on the road. Also, we got stuck for a few minutes in Tupelo before finding Highway 45 South, which took us directly into Mobile, and almost to the hotel. I can't speak for Sam, but that was easily the most fun I've had on a road trip in a LONG time. She and I seemed to keep each other in stiches for most of the trip, when we weren't discussing music, our friends, or other top subjects. Though it was a long drive down there(from roughly 9 AM to 5 PM, Byhalia to Mobile), we both arrived in high spirits(although Sam's spirit was mostly just tired and sleepy, as she had been up almost 24 hours). We walked from the hotel to the exhibit hall, too late to purchase tickets for the Monday showing, so we decided to wake up early Monday to be sure we got to see the exhibit at all, as a lady outside told us that a bunch of folks had been there that day. After that we walked to Mobile Bay Park, and watched the ships sailing out towards the ocean. Sam was talking to her Mom on the cell, but I was just soaking it all in...the sun was setting by this time, and the wind was just right, without being too cold or too strong. I could have just stared at that scene forever, because the water was right there beneath us, the seagulls were a flyin', and it was inspiring. Writers need inspiration to put their feelings to paper, and if I had paper with me, I probably would have jotted down SOMETHING, whether it was a beginning to a poem, a story, or just thoughts about the scenery. So, after walking around the Park for a few minutes, we headed back to the hotel to settle down in the room, but we stopped because a train was across the tracks that ran beneath the Mobile Convention Center. After a few minutes of thinking about how to get across, we spotted a staircase and walked over the train tracks, and came out on the other side of the Convention Center.

Once we got back to the hotel, we headed up to the room after Sam found out where the elevators were located(see I told you I'd give you credit). She started charging her cell while I cut some cool air on, as the room was 1,000 degrees or so. After that, I settled in to watch the last of the George Lucas interview on 60 Minutes and she read the latest issue of the Walking Dead. After that I shut the light out, and tried to read some of the Arthur C. Clarke novel I brought along using my penlight. She fell asleep in the opposite bed two minutes after the light was out, but I tossed and turned for a few hours before falling asleep around 11. I woke up the next morning around 5, but refused to get up, as this was a vacation, and I didn't wanna wake Sam up. Around 6, her eyes popped open and she yelled "WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD" in my general direction. If I were asleep, I guarantee that would have woken me up because Sam has NEVER as long as I've known her, woken up that fast before.

We arrived at the exhibit hall around 7:30, after a brisk three block walk through drizzling rain. Upon reaching the building, the lady waiting at the door informed us that we could wait inside once the building was open, but she wasn't sure if the lady would let us buy tickets early or not. After waiting there till 8:20 or so, the ticket lady finally showed up. This was after Sam and I had said hello to various workers, who either greeted us with smiles or evil looks(like, "Who are these people and what are they doing in the building so early", to which we either responded by looking away or simply smiling) for almost an hour. Around 8:40, we were able to buy our tickets, and the lady told us to visit the "hands-on" hall. This was were kids could explore little fun science facts and activities. My favorite was a tether ballattached to a rope. If you pulled the rope and lifted the ball to its max height ands then let it go quickly, a burst of air would shoot a tennis ball into a metal ramp and drop the ball back into its hole, ready to go again. I think Sam's favorite activity was the safe-cracking machine, where she cracked the safe with 6 possibilities in three tries.

After breezing through this exhibit, we finally started our tour of the Dead Sea Scrolls. 

As you walk through the first arch of the exhibit, you are presented with a copy of TIME that shows part of the Dead Sea Scrolls on the cover. It is attached to a plaque explaining the importance of the find. On the opposite wall you'll see a picture of the boy who discovered the Scrolls taken years later after he reached man-hood. I was going to describe most of the exhibit, but I am tired and I just realized some people like Sam's Mom don't want the suprise ruined by "picturing" it all before they go. I will close this Journal by saying that if you should find time to go, it would be one of the most fufilling trips you could ever take in your life, and you will not be disappointed. I do recommend that you take as much time on the first floor of the exhibit as you need...the second floor exhibit is unrealated and just fluff compared the the 1rst floor stuff. If I find time, I will explain how the ride back from Mobile went for Sam and I. Until then, I hope you enjoyed this special issue of Clerk's Cafe, and I hope you'll stick around for another 100 issues!

HPLL
 

 

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Issue 99- "Green Eyes"

Everything: Lail

Hey guys...filler here...more to come in the next issue...hope to see you then. Be sure to return for our special 100th issue spectacular next time! It'll be double-sized and double the fun. Until then, I remain...

Heath Parker Leonard Lail

Issue 98- "Feeling Blue, yet Green"

Everything by: Lail

Hey guys...hope you are all well tonight. I am feeling kind of sick after eating lunch at Wendy's this afternoon, but I will be ok because Sam and I are going on a trip to Alabama. We are going to see the Dead Sea Scrolls, part of which are the Ten Commandments, a vital part of our Christian faith, and also an umeasureably important historical document. Hopefully, we will get to see a lot of cool things on the ride over there, and I just want us both to have the chance to step back and slow our lives down. Sam is swamped with work, and I work my mind five days a week at Ole Miss so I think we both deserve a break. I'm outta here but I am gonna try to post again, because I want to talk about our trip in the special issue 100, not 99. Hope you are all well. Later.

HPLL

 

Tuesday, March 8, 2005

Issue 97- "Fields of Green- Feeling Green for Philosophy II, Part II"

Words, Pencils...aw, the whole kit n kaboodle: HPLL  

Sorry it is so long, and I know I didn't get it in by midnight but still two in this short of time, and this late at night...Hell, I gotta get in bed! Later y'all

Heath Lail

Philosophy of Law

Rules vs. Principles: Dworkin’s Argument

After completing Ronald Dworkin’s Model of Rules article, it is clear that Dworkin separates “rules” from “principles” in a number of various ways. In describing this argument, I will begin by presenting his description of a “rule”, elaborate in short detail his definition, then contrast it with his definitive idea of “principle”. First, Dworkin says that a rule is applicable in an all-or-none fashion. He fleshes out this concise description by using the example that universally in the game of baseball, three strikes is the maximum number allotted per batter. Therefore, an umpire overseeing a game in Washington state can not randomly declare that a particular batter is to be given four strikes per his turn at bat anymore than an umpire in Nebraska may limit a batter in his game to two strikes at bat. This explanation is valid in a multitude of areas consistent with everyday life, for example: speed limits are not flexible, nor are library due dates (or class paper due dates, for that matter). Therefore, it can be said that a rule makes or busts the case in which it is applied.

Conversely, Dworkin’s first rule of “principle” states that a principle may or may not be the central aspect of a case and thus, is not all-or-none in application. Revisiting the area of traffic laws, principles could be said to relate to local rather than state traffic laws or statutes, such as rural towns enacting a curfew for those 18 years and younger in that community. In fact, such a law is enacted in my hometown of Byhalia, Mississippi. In the case of the principle “no man may profit from his wrong”, Dworkin is careful to point out adverse possession as an example of man profiting from wrongdoing.

Adverse possession states “if I trespass on your land enough, some day I will gain a right to cross your land whenever I please”. This is clearly a case of one man wrongfully depriving the owner of the land his full rights to said piece of land, thereby profiting through his own less than perfectly moral actions.

The second distinctive point of Dworkian “rule” is the inclusion of exceptions, which are “exhaustively articulable” or simply stated, quite malleable when used in arguments.That makes rules rather slimy when attempting to pin down situations where they can not be maneuvered around by legal means or otherwise. It could plausible be shown in many situations that rules are perhaps too rigid in some small aspects, while they are sorely lacking rigidity in areas of greater importance. In contrast, Dworkin pointedly stresses that principles are free from exception; in legal situations, they yield more strength and rigidity than rules. Also, a principle can be destroyed only by a principle of greater importance. This leads to the third point of contrast- the “weight” factor.

Dworkin states that rules simply lack “weight”. That said, one rule can not outweigh another in rank of importance. For example, Dworkin uses the “three strikes”baseball reference against “runners may advance on the ball”. If the “three strikes” rule were discarded, part of the governing universality of baseball would be thrown away, fundamentally changing how baseball itself is played. Yet throwing out the “runner advances” rule simply changes a small aspect of the game, leaving the nature of the game fully intact.

In response, principles do contain a certain weight to them, therefore seemingly creating a fusion of sorts between legal reasoning and moral reasoning. Finally, Dworkin points out that principles’ pedigrees alone are not sufficient to call these principles legal standards. Therefore, the author says that judges must choose whether to honor principles as legal or moral standards in handing out judgments, which leads us to the next point in the argument. Why is this distinction between rules and principles important?

Simply put, the distinction is rather important because the judge comes to an interesting intersection…are these principles to be considered legal or moral? If they choose the stance of legal standard, they could then be used to set judicial precedence, causing many repercussions in later cases. Yet, the moral argument could be equally volatile, as it is seen as nothing more than judges using moral ideals and personal discretion when the letter of the law is unclear or simply not stated. If our own moral judgments are constantly contested, why should the moral ideals of a judge be placed higher than that of his fellow man, and remain unquestioned? Dworkin then points out two distinct kinds of discretion: strong and weak.

He describes strong discretion as “no decision one makes is wrong, as long as obvious standards of rationality and fairness are observed”. Under this statement, if a judge is fair and rational, then his decision should not be contested. Weak discretion he describes as such: “where one has certain duty to apply certain standards, which in the case can’t be applied ‘mechanically’”. That places the responsibility in the hands of the one who is duty bound to the action asked of him. Now, one must ask how this differs from Hartian Positivism.

In Positivist thought, Hart says four things: One, any legal system is composed of rules that are law due to their pedigree, save the master rule, or rule of recognition. Nonmoral rules (such as judicial precedents) are instead valid, which is inapplicable to moral standards of any kind. Secondly, Hart says the status of the master rule is continued due to consistent application by judges to identify and interpret law. It has become judicial custom. Third, Hart states X has a legal obligation to do Y’s bidding only if a valid rule is applicable stating that those in X’s status must submit to Y’s request or command. Hartian Positivism concludes by stating that rules, including the master rule, have a “core of settled meaning” and are open in texture, thereby allowing judges to use strong discretion

to create new law or amend a previous law. Hart differs from Dworkin by saying first that there is a “master” rule, because under Dworkin, rules lack weight and as such, are all equal. Dworkin also says that rules are all-or-nothing, and that conflicts with Hart’s comments concerning discretion by judges in applying rules. In discussion of possible ramifications of asking if legal parties have rights or duties before court judgement, two answers presented themselves.

First, principles are powered by the sense of appropriateness being sustained by the courts, and were not created as part of a particular decision of the legislature or a court, states Dworkin. Therefore, should the court cease to see a certain principle as appropriate, should it then change its’ stance on the issue at hand simply due to a different view on the subject? Secondly, Dworkin mentions, how is one to know the particular level of strength or support necessary to change a simple principle into a legal principle? After all, different social activities or actions have varying levels of support from multiple age, gender and racial groups. Now, we will examine thesefactors in the case of Riggs v. Palmer.

It appears that the view of the majority in this case reflected Dworkin’s ideals of law and adjudication. The first specific that sticks out is the strong attention given to Dworkin’s principle “rule” (for lack of better term) that states “no man shall profit from his own wrong“. On page 102, the majority judge states “Just before the murder he was not an heir, and it was not certain that he ever would be. He might have died before his grandfather….”. This statement shows that the majority felt that Palmer had no cause for action until such time that he was included in his grandfather’s will, and then became concerned that his portion of the will would be stripped from him. Secondly, they show that Dworkin’s “all-or-none” fashion applies on the same page…”My view of this case does not inflict upon Elmer any greater or other punishment for his crime other than the law specifies”. The majority says here that the law is punishing Elmer Palmer only for the murder of his grandfather, as is the law in the territory, and that his case is not special in that respect. The opinion of the dissenters, however, is different.

The dissenters use the Hartian argument that the decision in this case was based upon moral rules, not valid rules or the rule of recognition on page 103...”But the matter does not lie within the domain of conscience. We are bound by the rigid rules of law, which have been established by the legislature, and within the limits of which the determination of this question is defined.” Here, the dissenters state that moral values were levied in this case, and there was no place for morals when handing down the judgement of Elmer Palmer. This also appears to say that since the judges are X, they must follow the laws of the court and legislation, who act as Y, as the law requires equality in judgments handed down throughout the ages. In closing, I will present my personal feelings on the correct opinion: Dworkin or Hart?

I feel that Ronald Dworkin presented the more correct of the two arguments, because he argued a stronger case overall, and presented not one but both sides of the argument in well thought-out terms, with highly relevant examples and non-biased positions on each piece presented. His argument was clear, precise and intelligently written, and therefore I believe Dworkin to be more competent in arguing his case. I argue against Holmes in this case because of his sense of legal duty. The case was not whether Palmer had a legal duty to the state, but instead the case revolved around the ability of Palmer to collect goods from a evil acted upon his grandfather. Should Palmer collect the property stated in the will even though he acted unlawfully is clearly detached from the argument that he had any sort of moral duty to uphold the law’s statutes. Therefore, I think Holmes’s is not a strong argument for this particular case.

Monday, March 7, 2005

Issue 96- "Green Waves of Stress- Feeling Green for Philosophy II, Part I"

Words, Pencils, Inks, Letters, Colors: Heath P. Leonard Lail

Well folks, I was worried about my Philosophy paper being too short, and now it looks as though it might just overflow those 6 pages I have to write it in. I'll post it here upon my completion later tonight, so that you too can be wowed with the insight possible from taking Philosophy classes. That is right, kids...you get two, TWO whole issues this time. I fell behind schedule by not getting to write last night, so now I'm making up for it. We are closing in on the Double-sized 100th issue, but it will have to wait until after mine and Sam's trip to the Dead Sea Scrolls exhibit in Mobile this Sunday.

Here is the first part of Green for Philosophy...kinda boring as it is my schedule for Tonight through Thursday...

Tonight- Finish Phil paper                                             

Tuesday- Read History novel, write three page paper, write 100 word Spanish paragraph and post on Blackboard site, study for Psych and Law Test Wednesday morning at 9

Wednesday- Psychology and Law exam 9 AM, Work

Thursday- Turn in History paper, go to two other classes, collapse from sheer exhaustion

Why did I take 18 hours this semester? So I can get out by December, but at this rate, I'll collapse from heart failure before I complete my B.A., much less my M.A. and Ph.D. I like the sound of Doctor Lail, though...hmmm. Well, lemme go finish this paper up somehow, so I can post it here later tonight, give y'all something interestin to read here. Later all...be careful going to work Sam.

HPLL '05          

 

Saturday, March 5, 2005

Issue 95- "Green Highways and Byways"

Words, Pencils, Inks, Letters, Colors: Heath Philosophy Lail

Hullo guys...a new record has been hit. Three nights in a row...can't guarantee four is possible but I need to catch up with Sam, and I am slowly but surely inching towards that famous Double-sized issue 100. It is within sight if I can simply stay focused....I need something big to happen in my life for number 100 to be special, so here's to hoping some big event changes my life between now and then. Anywho...

Well I managed to get a whole half page of my paper written last night. Need I remind you, this thing needs to be at least 5, and it is due on Tuesday. Well, I guess I'd better get to writing, then. Oh well, am I worried? Nah. That half page wrote itself last night, so if I can crank out at least four pages(notebook paper--two notebook pages equals 1 typed page) then I will be well underway to finishing this thing. I hope you guys all had a great day, mine was ok. Cole broke a lot of stuff today with his golf driver...let's see. The list includes swatting a duct taped chicken sandwich over an empty 18-wheeler trailer behind the store, decapitating a Pau Gasol bobblehead figure, cracking a duct taped pack of cards halfway across the back parking lot, and finishing it all off with smacking a softee baseball on top of the store accidently. So, at least we had fun:) Well I need to go work on this paper so that maybe I can take a break and call Sam on her way to work. Later.

HPL '05

Friday, March 4, 2005

Issue 94- "Feeling Green for Philosophy"

Words, Pencils, Inks, Letters, Colors: HPL

Hullo again, everyone. I have broken my "lets write in here once every month" cycle that this place has been on for a few months. Don't crack out the keg, or Smirnoff in Sam's case because I am not assured a job at Parkwood yet. In fact, that job the lady offered me has already been filled but perhaps there is another that we can agree on. She called me today to say she would be too busy to give me adequate time today, so I'm going to see her next Tuesday at 3:15 or so to discuss possible opportunities (so far there is a 3-11 PM that might be possible, but more may open up for summer or sometime before that). Anyway, I gotta go call you Sam, and keep working on my Philosophy paper that is due next Tuesday...it is 5-6 pages and I'm about half a page into it so far, but the night is young. Later all.

HPL 

 

Thursday, March 3, 2005

Issue 93- "Green Psychology"

Words, Pencils, Inks, Letters, and Color: HPL

Yes!! I'm back in the saddle again! Sam, you remember that Philosophy course that I took a coupla semesters ago that made me so happy? A buddy of mine happened to have his old textbook from that class laying around and he brought it to me today. I feel...better. Now I feel like studying Philosophy of Law. That is where my paper is tomorrow night, Phil and Law, but I have better news. I talked to that lady today via e-mail, and they may have an opening for me at Parkwood. It is Sat. and Sun from 7 AM to 7 PM. I think I have an appointment with her for 2:30 to 3 tomorrow to discuss the job and whether I might take it. I haven't heard back from her with a definite "c'mon up here" yet but hopefully by tomorrow when I'm done with class. I'm happy! Sam, if I get to go on this trip, you gotta come...I need someone to share this feeling with. And it will only get worse when/if I see those scrolls! I gotta go study for that paper tomorrow night, but I hope you have a good night at work, and I hope to talk to you soon. Later, hon.

Much love,

HPL